Shen Chao infamously said, and I quote: “Beautiful women are meant to be romanced – a man who only hopes to have a purely friendly relationship with her, can only mean one of two things – he has either psychological or physical problems.”
Judging from my immaculate record of satisfying women with my performance in bed, I have never considered myself to have any problems physiologically.
So these platonic moments between Su Xiao Lu and me can justifiably be attributed to me having some sort of psychological problem. As the wise words of Shen Chao sums up in the aftermath: “You must be out of your mind right? You had a beautiful chick by your side and you actually did not bed her, but only chatted with her the whole night?”
I felt perplexed by myself too. I class this sort of pretentious gentlemanly behaviour as the most hypocritical – a man trying to befriend a beautiful woman, who is he trying to bluff?
However, that night after calling out Su Xiao Lu, we indeed did not do anything besides chatting, and even after she left I could not even recall if she was wearing a pair of pants or a skirt.
Savouring a bottle of red wine over three hours, the conversation was by and large nothing worth remembering, except for one particular confirmation from Su Xiao Lu: “Yi Chen hasn’t dated any girls since college, just look at his cold and heartless front, does he look like someone who had suffered a major emotional blow?”
“Qin Lang, I’ve noticed that you’ve been very interested in Yi Chen’s affairs lately! Could it be some girl in your department has fallen for him and asked for your help to dig him out?” Su Xiao Lu inclined her head to look at me, a face full of sauciness: “Yi Chen is very attractive guy, in our own department itself, countless girls are waiting in line to have a chance with him, you probably won’t get the chance to lure him away anytime soon!”
“Yeah, yeah!” I was busy nodding my head: “I understand!”
The ring that he treasures so much is perhaps some heirloom handed down from his grandparents? I do not think I am mistaken though, since I clearly heard him confess that it was a gift from his lover.
I am not going to care so much, it is none of my business anyway, whether he suffers from schizophrenia or not. Every time I see him, I ended up adding on a couple more injuries to my bod, so the best strategy now is to avoid him as much as possible.
Those strange emotions that is popping out of nowhere recently is however, making me anxious. It does not help that the only solution to assuage those emotions is to either run into a lively Cheng Yi Chen at school, or better still, engage in an argument with him.
As such, my frequency of visits to the school campus increased with me tucking a book under my arm to the basketball court, the cafeteria, the library and all other likely places that I might encounter that brat. It all turned out in vain so far as he is busy drawing all day nestled up inside his own classroom, not gracing the public with even view of his face.
Any excuses to go to his classroom to find him is exhausted now that the two CDs are in his hands. Moreover, the lingering pain in my stomach serves as a constant reminder that tricking him is never the best idea.
While I was pondering all these in my head, the elderly professor said to me bemusedly: “Qin Lang, could it be you have finally discerned some urgency now that you are getting close to graduation? Skipping classes used to be a specialty of yours, but now I can see you’ve been running around the classrooms quite a bit, so here are some papers for you to complete by next week!”
Write a thesis? And all in English? God, please just strike me with a thunderbolt right here and now! My face scrunched in misery, I forced myself to go through the thesis topic. Since this professor had the power in his hands to determine my life and death, i.e, whether I get to graduate or not, I resigned to the prospect of squatting in the library for the next few days looking up those English words who are as foreign to me as can possibly be.
Day turns to night and finally a familiar number appears on the screen of my mobile accompanied by the unmistakeable ringing tone of a Samsung phone.
Shen Chao, my good brother, you finally sensed that my life is currently worse than death, and you have come to rescue me? Good, tonight I shall have an excuse not to write, and run over to accompany you for the all important task of drinking and having a jolly time.
The moment the call is connected, I was hit by a barrage of words: “Qin Lang, if you are free please come over quickly, your friend by the last name Cheng, is lying here like a corpse, I am wondering where I can toss his drunken ass away. Do you want to come over and identify the body?”
“He’s there drinking again?” I froze: “Isn’t he busy catching up on his drawings? Su Xiao Lu said they have to hand it in in a few days time, so how is he able to go over?”
“How would I know?” Shen Chao exclaimed in an impatient voice: “Looks like he’s about to lose it, crying himself blind, the other customers must be wondering if we are filming a tragic romance drama! I rang you to ask if you got his home address? So I can call up a hire car to get him out of here!”
“No! Just watch him for me for a while, I’m coming over right now!” I yelled hurriedly, not even grabbing my school bag, and rushed to the school entrance to flag down a cab, the beatings in my heart going out of control – what the hell is wrong with this kid again! Every couple of days, he has got to act up and cry? Has he got nothing better the fuck to do?
By the time the cab arrived at Shen Chao’s bar, the driver’s face had almost turned completely green, and he must be surprised that his humble saloon is able to outrace even a Ferrari. I tossed him the fare that included a massive tip at him and ran into the bar.
“Where’s Shen Chao?” Frantically looking around and not finding what I am there to look for, I pulled a fellow aside to ask.
“Boss is in the office, a guest was really drunk, so the boss helped him in!”
Fortunately Shen Chao still had some humanity in him, and did not attempt to abandon a corpse on the streets.
“Hey! How is he?” Pushing aside the office door in a hurry, the pungent stench of alcohol immediately hit my senses.
“Looking at the symptoms this time, this attack does not appear to be a mild one!” Shen Chao’s hand pointed towards the slouching person on the sofa and sighed as he reiterated his schizophrenic theory.
“Was he like this as soon as he arrived? Or did something happen to him?” I looked towards the direction of Shen Chao’s finger, and on the messy sofa, Yi Chen’s drunken self was huddled up into a ball.
“Probably aggravated by something! My staff told me that this fellow came, sat for a few minutes and the tears began trickling down, and after a few drinks, it was full-on waterworks!”
“Damn it, who is that bitch who’s enjoying making a fool of him so much! Making him cry every other day, is this ever coming to an end?” I cursed and swore, a leg swinging out to give a heavy kick onto Shen Chao’s desk for added effect. The sudden sound startled Shen Chao, and the sleeping Cheng Yi Chen seemed to regain some form of consciousness. His eyebrows knitted tightly together, his mouth murmuring something indistinct. If one were to make a careful distinction, it would be somewhere along the lines of “don’t leave me”, so on and so forth.
“Shen Chao please lend me your car, I will send him back myself!” Feeling slightly calmer after that flare of rage, I turned my head around to request Shen Chao for the car keys.
“You be careful!” Seeing my agitated look, Shen Chao is cautious against persuading me further. He added while passing me the keys: “Hey Qin Lang, it is not as if he is borrowed your money just to go drinking, why do you have to get yourself into such a knot?”
“I ……” I flinched with my mouth open: “I just fucking can’t stand the sight of this! This guy is a good looking fellow himself, why did this girl have to make him cry again and again?”
“Heh!” Shen Chao could not help but laugh out, “Is there a lack of girls who have shed tears over you? Qin Lang you have the nerve to say this?” Seeing my lips stammering and obviously teetering on the edge of pure exasperation, he immediately shoved the car keys into my hands with a coaxing smile: “Alright, alright, send him back, don’t drive too fast, remember safety is number one!”
“Humph, count yourself lucky you dodged a beating from me!” I glared at him, squatting down to help the drunken Yi Chen over my shoulders, and asked in as calm a voice as possible: “Hey! Where do I take you back to? Do you live in the school dormitory or elsewhere?”
“You might get a better response from a tree, come, I’ll help you hold him while you ask his acquaintances whether they know where he lives.” Shen Chao looked at me with an expression of sympathy for my seeming lack of intelligence, while simultaneously shifting Yi Chen to his shoulders and handing the phone to me. I thought about it, dialed Su Xiao Lu’s number, and spoke straight to the point.
“Do you have Yi Chen’s home address?” Probably not being used to hearing the brusque side of me, Su Xiao Lu reported the address with some trepidation, and then cautiously asked, “Qin Lang, why are you asking for his address, did something happened?”
“He’s drunk and I’m about to send him home!” My tone was blunt and my words concise.
“Drunk?” She sounded surprised: “I just saw him this afternoon and he was fine, he even said he will be working through the night on his drawing, oh, and Yi Chen doesn’t even drink!”
“How do I know what kind of madness have taken over him?” Not in the mood for anymore small talk, I hung up the phone, lifted the drunk lying Shen Chao’s arms and settled him into the back seat of the car.
“I hope he doesn’t throw up in my car!” Shen Chao looked pitifully at his precious car.
“I can’t guarantee that!” My inexplicable anger having no avenue to direct at, I coldly grunted, stepped on the gas pedal and scampered out.
There are not many people or cars out on the streets at this time of the night, and I sped along while Cheng Yi Chen lie in the backseats occasionally mumbling some words: “…… the wind …… is so cold ……”
Darn it, you are still conscious enough to know that it is windy and cold, huh? I thought you are so drunk and unaware of everything? Whilst cursing in my head, I wind up the car windows, took off my jacket and threw it at him.
He felt something, grabbed my jacket like a lifeline and wrapped it tightly around himself.
“Are you okay?” I twisted my head around to look at him – although I hated this pathetic look of his, but there was still an unexplainable pain in my heart to see this fragile posture.
There were no reply, and the body underneath that jacket of mine was shivering in a heart wrenching sight.
I’ve had enough! I do not care who that stinking lady is, even if I had to tie her up and bring her over to you, I will do it as long as you stop being the way you are now! I groaned in silence. Having set my mind to do exactly that, I turned my head back to the road and is instantly startled by the sight of a huge black shadow in front of the car, slamming on the brakes and broke out in an instantaneous cold sweat. It was only the shadow of a tree. At the same time, I heard a muffled sound by behind, Yi Chen has rolled from the back seat to land on the floor of the car from the sudden braking.
“Are you hurt?” I hurriedly pulled the car to the side, opened the door and got into the back seat to help him back onto the seats.
“It’s okay, it’s okay now, we’re almost home!” The scare dispersed most of my anger. I stroked his head and prepared to return to the driver’s seat.
“Hmmm ……” Just as I was pulling open the back seat door to leave, he suddenly tugged softly on my sleeve.
“What’s wrong Yi Chen? Did you bump yourself somewhere?” I sat back down beside him to see where he might have hurt himself.
“You …… don’t go ……” Before I could examine him, his hand had already hooked over, tenderly hugging me with his face rubbing on my neck.
What the fuck, he is not dreaming that I am the woman he is pining for, is he? I brushed his hand away in a startle.
“You …… please hold me ……” As I was about to pull away, I heard these words loud and clear. I could instantly feel my head resonate with a buzz.
What did he say? He said he wanted me to hug him? So he knows that the person before his eyes is a man? In other words, he did not mistake me for that woman? He knows I am not that woman?
“Yi Chen, you…… didn’t pass out, did you?” The aroma of wine came in bursts assaulting my nostrils, yet he smiled at me foolishly as his hands wrapped tighter around me. In the midst of this confusion, there was only one thing I knew for certain, and that is, my heart is pounding on my chest ever quicker.
“…… Hold me ……” he kept on repeating with his eyes half closed, the hands that had been wrapped around me loosened and reached around my waist, clumsily unbuckling my belt.
“Yi Chen …… look clearly, I am a man ……” Hot flames of desire have already sprang up inside me. My own trembling voice served as a last vestige of reminder, not just to him, but also to myself, to preserve the last bit of sanity.
“I know ……,” he is slurring his words, “Since a long time ago …. but do you know …… I love you …… I have always loved you ……”
I had already pressed down hard on his lips to block out the last few words being mumbled. All the pent-up anxiety, all the depression, all the uneasiness, completely disappeared in his last words.
He said love!
It was only at the exact moment he said it that I suddenly realized that the trance-like emotions that I had been feeling for him can be rightly defined as being falling in love. The only reason I have not recognised it until now is because we are both males.
So you have been drinking like a helpless drunk, suffering so much just because you love me? You silly boy. Do you not know that I love you too, I also love you so much since the beginning.
From the first time I saw you in the bar, the way you sang so defiantly; the first time I kissed you, you were too nervous to open your eyes and your entire body is trembling all over; the way you hugged your favourite CDs and jumped in boyish joy; when we were in front of the school, you pouted your mouth, so reluctant to buy those cotton candy yet could not help but to oblige to my request …… I have already fallen in love with you.
The face in front of me may have closed its eyes slightly because of the exhausting confession, but the corners of its mouth revealed a sweet curve from my deep kiss. I lifted my head slightly, and my fingers gently scraped his thin cheeks. When did this silly child become so thin? Although he still had a pretty pointed face, his cheeks were a little puffy at the cheeks, looking like he is ready to throw a tantrum. Being reminded of that cute look, I could not help but reach over and gently bite on his cheek.
“En ……” his nose grunted and his legs automatically wrapped around my waist.
“Yi Chen ……” I turned my attention to his ear, biting his warm earlobe at times roughly, and at times gently: “I haven’t done it with a man before, I don’t know how to ….. but with you, I’ll be very, very gentle ……”
The rich air conditioning in the carriage steamed the air intoxicatingly warm, and I was strangely touched, clutching the half-drunk boy in my arms. Gradually, his pants were carefully removed by me, and his long, slender, white, long legs wrapped softly around me.
“Yi Chen, you relax!” I held back the wild jumping in my heart and instinctively searched for the warm and wet hole between his legs.
“Ah!” The instant my heart’s desire entered into him, he screamed out in a low voice, his distorted expression a clear indication of my poor technique, but the smile pulling out of the corners of his lips also told me he was happy in his heart.
“Yi Chen …… I will move slowly …… you bear with it for a little ……” My bodily movements, accustomed to the body of a female, and my technique honed to please a woman, now has no room to show off to a teenager whose body structure is exactly the same as mine.
I never knew that sex with the same gender can be as ecstatic as this. I tightened my grip on his waist and pounded harder, probing deeper and deeper each time.
He moaned intermittently, swinging his waist in rhythm with mine, trying to meet my thrusting.
Because I love him, right!
It’s because I love him?
This is the first time I am in union with a person that causes me to be so excited that I am on the verge of going crazy – a blissful pleasure such that I had never felt from any girls.
The moment my lustful desire spurted out, I fell back atop him with a heavy gasp, running my hands through his completely sweaty hair, kissing him delicately, my heart filled with pleasure.
My teasing were me finding the opportunity to touch him, to kiss those sweet red lips. Even if that came with the price of suffering from a punch or two to the stomach, I was ever so willing. He got himself dead drunk in a bar, was mistaken by me to miss someone, and that caused so much angst, worry, and anxiety to well up in my heart. His tearful appearance can make the usual bright smiles to dampen, but his occasional meek smile can also disperse the dark clouds of my mood.
“Yi Chen are you very tired?” I asked, kissing his skinny spine as I watched him so exhausted that he does not even have the strength to open his eyes.
“Yeah.” He replied with a grunt through his nose.
“Now I’ll bring you home and get you into bed!” I wrapped him up, kissed his forehead, reluctantly climbed back into the driver’s seat, and drove toward his house with a perpetual grin on my face.
His extreme fatigue cannot be exaggerated. I will let him sleep well tonight, tomorrow when he gets up, I will be greet him a fragrant cup of coffee, and put on his favorite CD.
The journey seems to become so much shorter now that I have fallen into such a pleasant mood, and by the time we arrived at his place, he had fallen into a deep sleep.
“Did I really make you this exhausted? Look at the way you are sleeping ……” I carried him out from the back seat, lightly kissed the tip of his nose. The thin jacket is covered loosely, exposing his petite shoulders with all those scarlet marking, evidently ambiguous traces that I left behind.
“Tonight I will stay here to take care of you, tomorrow when you wake, you better thank me, sing me a beautiful song as a reward!” I giggled at the sleeping man while digging into his coat pocket to get the keys to the door.
“Who is it? Coming at this hour?” My rustling at the door searching for the keys seemed to have alerted someone in the apartment. The lights came on and someone walked towards the door. What? Isn’t Yi Chen living alone? He has a roommate to share the apartment? His current state of semi-undress is a bit of a problem. Also, that lazy and proud voice I just heard calling out sounds so familiar. I frowned and had a vague sense of foreboding.
The door opened. Light shines forth and a familiar face with an expression full of surprise is revealed – thick eyebrows with a proud sharpness, slanted to the temples, bulging cheeks, and that clean and sexy demeanour ……
“Yi Chen? How come it’s you?” To the man standing by the door, I was so stunned I could have lost my voice, yet I shouted out. Then I looked at the person who is asleep in my arms – they are two eerily similar faces.
And the teenager at the door, took a look at the scene in front of him, and stood frozen.